The more you know….

According to BSL advocates- Pit bulls are responsible for 80% of the human deaths last year. Not guns,knives, car accidents, strokes, heart attacks, diabetes, child abuse, war…. But pit bulls.

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I can’t make this shit up folks. What’s next? Pit bulls are responsible for world hunger? No, wait- pit bulls are secretly financing ISIS militia groups? I can see the headlines- “PIT BULLS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EBOLA OUTBREAK IN AFRICA.” Did you get measles at Disney? Well- you can thank a pit bull. Got a ticket for speeding? It’s cuz of the pit bull. Lost the remote? A pit bull ate it. Bored at work? Blame a pit bull. Fat? It’s because of pit bulls. Divorcing? Yep- those dastardly pit bulls. Internet out? Pit bulls. Broke? You can blame a pit bull.
Blame it all on pit bulls.

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