Genetically bred “Assaine”

First- I’m going to assume Mr. Davis meant “assassin”?

A murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.

Things Pit Bulls have been compared to by BSL Advocates: 

  • ISIS
  • “Assaine” aka Assassin
  • Mutant
  • Land sharks
  • T-rex
  • Satan’s pets
  • Demon 
  • Ted Bundy
  • Jeffery Dahmer
  • Wayne Gacy 
  • Jack The Ripper
  • Car jackers
  • Drunk Drivers
  • The Ford Pinto
  • Defective cribs
  • Pools
  • Anything that has ever killed a human since the dawn of time

Everything BSL Advocates have blamed Pit Bulls for:

  • Obama’s first presidential election.
  • Obama’s second presidential election
  • Crack
  • Meth
  • Pot
  • The Economy
  • The rising gas prices
  • The war in Iraq
  • Plane crashes
  • Train accidents 
  • Car crashes
  • 9/11 (remember- pit bulls are ISIS extremists)
  • Racism
  • Murder
  • Rape
  • Robbery
  • The fall of the Middle East 
  • Trailer Parks
  • The Ghettos
  • The need for Welfare
  • Mad cow disease 
  • Pollution
  • Glob warming
  • The civil war
  • The KKK era 
  • The death of MLK
  • The death of Kennedy
  • The music debut of Vanilla Ice
  • Seattle SeaHawks 2015super bowl loss
  • Frozen
  • Failing high school
  • A bee sting
  • Getting hit by a car
  • Getting hit by a bike
  • Falling down stairs 
  • Stubbing a toe
  • Running out of milk
  • Long lines at the bank
  • Poor choices
  • Irresponsible behavior 

I’m pretty sure I’ve left something out, but I think you get the point. One thing I can say is- my dog is far from a genetically bred “Assaine”. He’s far too lazy and there is nothing silent about him. I like to think he’s the ninja master of gas with the deadly weapon of the black whacking tail. 

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