BAN HEATWAVES

Listen up folks- the heatwave in India has mauled 2,000 people in a short amount of time. We need to step up a legislate this sh@t.

In fact, I’m starting an indepth letter right now to my legislators about the dangers of these mutant HEATWAVES. 

These damn mutant demon HEATWAVES, if I had to “hypothetically” kill a heatwave, I’m pretty sure I’d be justified. 

  
I’m curious-

 India’s heatwave = over 2,000 people in a few days…

Pit bulls= 300 something in what, 10 years…

Hmm… We better start banning those HEATWAVES. Maybe what’s-her-face can build some crosses for the victims of the heatwave.

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