Once upon a time, there was was this lonely woman named Sarrah. Poor Sarrah had no friends outside of her online hate groups. One day, Sarrah decided to sit down at her computer and make up an imaginary tale to impress her Facebook friends.
In Sarrah’s imagination land, she spins a incoherent tale of bullshit about her newly single mom who happened to be a respected vet that wanted to make her fatherless girls happy by buying a purebred papered pit bull puppy for 100$. Of course Sarrah’s mommy who was a vet had no clue what a dreaded pit bull was or that she just just bought one.
According to Sarah’s imagination- Lefty the 100$ purebred pit bull puppy became a killing machine! Ate chicks, fuzzy rodents, small dogs, people with hats….
Sarrah’s imaginary dog was a beast! Her imaginary dog was so blood thirsty that Sarrah’s imaginary mommy who was a well respected vet just ignored it all!
Even the pound knew what a beast Sarrah’s imaginary pit bull Lefty was but they just ignored all of it- eveninored Sarrah’s imaginary mommy (who was a vet) who demanded the imaginary beast known as Lefty be euthanized after hundreds of attacks. The pound did not listen and they adopted Sarrah’s imaginary dog out to some poor imaginary family only to maaaaaaaul another imaginary family.
Poor Sarrah is ashamed- which she should be, cuz that is the worst story ever made up by those morons and they have told some whoppers in the past!
But- I’m not the only one who thinks so, even fellow BSL Advocates are calling bullshit on this tale:
Fiction is the polite way of saying bullllllshiiiit. No one is that stupid- except for Sarrah and the morons who actually believe her pathetic cry for attention.
Aww… Sarrah’s imaginary mommy was mentally ill too…guess the apple didn’t fall from the crazy tree.