Stage One: The Googling
With the a few hundred clicks, scouring the world wide web- BSL advocates have come across a dog attack story! The rush of glee and joy fills their shriveled hearts!
Stage Two: The Info
Their shriveled heart skips a beat- they can’t believe their eyes… Another breed of dog attacked? How can this be so?
Stage Three: Denial
The BSL advocate
can not will not accept this!
Stage Four: It’s a conspiracy!
The BSL advocate realizes that Animal Farm Foundation, Bad Rap, HSUS, ISIS and VENGEFUL lesbians are trying to fool the public!!
Stage Five: Self Pity
It breaks their heart- they might not be able to go on….
Stage Six: They Have an Idea!!!
OF COURSE! Who would dare question the BSL Expert?!
Stage Seven: Verbal vomiting
It’s up to the dedicated BSL advocate to spread forth their hate for these demon dogs!!
Stage Eight: Reality
The BSL Advocate notices no one believes anything they say…
Stage Nine: Meltdown
The BSL Advocate feels themselves fall apart and lose their mind. This has to be those damn nutters fault! HOW DARE THEY QUESTION or CALL OUT OUR BULLSHIT! LEGO LIPS!!!!
Stage Ten: The Perfect Ending