Daxton’s Friends will not promise legitimate dog education beyond what wikipedia can provide, nor will they guarantee how to prevent dog bites and attacks, BUT Jeff Borchardt, founder of Daxton’s Friends can guarantee that if you are one of the millions of pit bull type/bully breed type dogs: there is a 100% chance that you will be killed by your dog.
Mark his words folks, according to Jeff Borchardt- it’s just a matter of time. Right at this moment, millions of pit and bully mixes are communicating via skype and plotting.
Have you found expired milk in the fridge? Questionable guacamole mislabeled? Be afraid, according to Animal 24-7 Editor, inducing food poisoning is genetically hard wired into these demon dogs.
Before you head down a flight of stairs, be aware of your surroundings. According to Dogsbite.org, pit bulls and bully breeds are purpose bred to “trip” (push) you down a flight of stairs.
Smell something horrific in a enclosed environment? There is no doubt your pit bull is attempting to gas you to death with his arsenal of deadly ass gas.
According to Borchardt, the probability of your pit/bull breed type dog killing you is at a all time high. Since, our fate is predicted by Borchardt and his psychic gerbil and set in stone, we might as well live it up!
Remember… It’s just a matter of time.