Super Sluether Gwen


Gwendolyn Hanan, the super sleuth of breed identification clears everything up on a “questionable” breed identification. When is a chocolate lab not a chocolate lab? When it bites some one, of course!

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“THE MOST HORRIBLE SOUND:” New tonight for 11: a rescue dog turns on his owner. The bite wound was like nothing a parent should have to see. But no one is blaming ‘Derby,’ the chocolate Lab.”

It’s gotta be a blatant switcheroo, right? There is just no way that can be a chocolate lab and good ‘ole Gwendolyn is going to go full moron detective on it.

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Well guess what? Gwendolyn must be endowed with super telepathic powers! According to her, Derby is a pit bull mix! Look! She even provided a link to verify that, let’s take a closer a look at it!

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Maybe you can spot it, because my eyes must be going bad because I can’t see one word in that link that calls that dog a pit bull or a pit bull mix. Maybe chocolate lab is the new pit bull bloodline?

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Still not seeing the pit bull in it….. maybe the chocolate lab bloodline is rare and meant to obfuscate the mutant land shark and deceive the ignorant public?!

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…. And now, her smoking gun! The clincher! The picture of Derby panting! Note the distance between blah blah blah and the size of blah blah blah and BOOM, it creates a pit mix! Totally can tell that by the size of it’s mouth. Just for shits and giggles, let’s look at those REAL chocolate labs with their tongues in AND out….

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Those darn new Chocolate lab pit bull bloodlines…. obfuscating those mutant beasts right in front of us.

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