On the first day of Christmas,
An angry BSL Advocate sent to me….
A really angry, hateful email directed towards me.
This has to be the stupidest blog I’ve ever read. This blog is so stupid and pointless that I have to check it daily to see what kind of stupid things that you are saying.
I really hope karma gets you. I hope your sh*t bull eats you one day and since you are so fat, it will be like he’s eating a Christmas ham. OH-WAIT A MINUTE! Did I tell you that you were fat? You are so fat and so ugly. So ugly just like your land shark.
Did I mention that zombies are soooo stuuuppiiid? Who even likes zombies? Nobody but mutant land shark owners. Don’t forget, you are fat. Like, you are so fat that if you sat on a rainbow skittles will pop out of your butt and then your mutant land shark will eat them… AND THEN EAT YOU.
I’m a Christian and God says to pray for everyone but I will pray that you get eaten by a pack of wild pit bulls that seem to be everywhere. The pit bull advocates like you are worse that ISIS! It’s a proven fact that all pit bull owners fight their dogs so that makes you a dog fighter. Just in case I forget to tell you…. but put those cupcakes down because YOU ARE SO FAT… and ugly. Fugly.
#WONTBACKDOWN #DIESHITBULLS #ARMEDTOTHETEETH #ARMYOURSELF #MAULERSWILLDIE #PISSEDOFF
A Very Pissed off BSL Advocate
Dear Very Pissed off BSL Advocate,
I may be fat, but this fat girl can dance…
Now watch me whip (Kill it)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)