(( Warning…. Curse words will be used in this blog post.))
Honest to God folks….. BSL advocates and Back Yard Breeders are pretty much nose to nose when it comes to being some of the biggest pieces of crap that walk this earth. So, let me make my view /stance on back yard breeders clear:
Dear Backyard Breeders,
I’m writing to inform you that, you are a piece of shit. Not just a regular piece of shit, but like a HUGE steamy pile of shit. I’m not sure if you are aware, or if you actually care, but dogs are being killed daily in shelters because of people like you. I know, you think your unpapered unregistered mutt is SO AWESOME and rare, but the reality is… they aren’t. Those cute little puppies are a dime a dozen and pieces of shit like you are breeding them every day.
It’s because of people like you that make fighting BSL so hard. Why you ask? Because people like you are flooding the shelters and the streets with genetic mish mashes that will end up with the label of pit bull and when one of your genetic mish mashes ends up in a shelter and gets euthanized… guess what? It just becomes another statistic. I get it, you don’t want to get real jobs and want to depend on your dogs to pay your rent and in your world, that seems norm… but in the real world, that makes you a big fucking pile of shit.
Get a job, fix your dogs and stop being piles of steamy shit.
Because…… there are not ENOUGH dogs out there being over bred, right? Makes total sense to breed some mutts together. How many puppies from this litter will end up in a shelter or rescue?
Translation: ” Thunder is going to pay my bills for me because I’m a piece of shit back yard breeder. 150.00 if you get off your lazy ass and come to me but I’ll charge you more if I have to get off my lazy ass and come to you!”
Right.. total hot shiz. I wonder if the shelters will think it’s hot shiz when the pups from this litter grace their kennels? Because that’s what the world needs, right? More mutts.
Sweet mother of cupcakes…. the rare PURPLE nosed pit bull. THANK THE GODS that she’s ready to breed her, right? Let that sink in…. PURPLE nosed pit bull.
Well, looks like Blocko can make a deal with her….
Aww… a back yard breeder charging low prices for his “unpapered” pooches because he makes you sign a contract…. what a swell back yard breeder. I’m curious.. if you return the dog years later… does he give you your money back?
400 bucks for a mutt? Whoop! Someone is making rent this month!
“Hey guys! How young can my dog be before I pimp him out for some fast cash? 6 months old is good? A Year? Shiiiit… as soon as their balls come in!”
“…….. nut sak uuseually…..”