He Will Give You One Chance to Say Exactly What He Want’s You to Say…

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Borchardt is just so kind to us “willfully ignorant pit bull activists”. Just how is he so kind to us? Well, he takes time from his usually non-busy day to write a blog post about how he will give you a chance to make ONE comment on his one of hundreds of facebook pages and not get banned. What’s the catch ( because, we know there is always a catch…) ? You just have to say exactly what he wants you to say.

Seems rather simple, right? WRONG!  First, you have to listen to the barrage of names that you have to agree to be called. Nope, it doesn’t matter just how inaccurate they are, you just have to roll with the names. What are the names? Let me list a few:

You have to agree that YOU are:

  • Willfully ignorant
  • Brain washed
  • Ill- informed
  • Uneducated
  • White trash
  • Hood rat
  • Criminal
  • Uneducated
  • Poor
  • Welfare recipient
  • Prostitute
  • Drug Dealer
  • Murderer
  • Child-hater
  • Cee U Next Thursday
  • Piece of Sh@t


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If you agree to the names, then you can move on to the next step. Borchardt being Borchardt kindly jotted down the things that you CAN NOT say, that list doesn’t seem tooo bad…..

  • “Any dog is capable” ( Duh… because NO other dog can bite or kill…..right?)
  • “All dogs bite” ( Nope, only one type of dog can bite, like ever.)
  • “Sorry for you Loss, but or Sorry for you loss, However…” ( Don’t even try to point out the common sense factors in a news article….)
  • “You’re Ignorant” ( Because BSL Advocates ARE NEVER ignorant…)
  • “Educate Yourself” ( Dogsbite.org and Merritt Clifton are the only education they need.)
  • “Back in the 70’s,n 80’s….” ( Because those days and those breeds just don’t matter.)
  • “According to the NCRC, AVMA, UKC, AKC, etc….”( No use for those stinkin’ experts at all…)
  • “My pit bull is sweet and would never hurt a fly.” ( Like Millions of them…)
  • “All dogs show warning signs.” ( Even though they do, it doesn’t matter, right?)
  • “It’s the owners.” ( Even though it is most of the time…)
  • “Pit bulls pass the ATTS test.” ( Even though they do…)
  • “Petey was a pit bull, or Sgt. Stubby.” (Even though they were…)
  • “Pit mixes are not pit bulls.” (Most normal people call mixes “mutts”.. but who cares?).
  • “BSL doesn’t work because it doesn’t stop all dog ‘bites.” (Even though that statement has been proven correct..)

 

Now the important part: The things that Borchardt will ALLOW you to say:

“Wow, I didn’t know that.”

 “I had no idea it was so bad.”

 “I will take extra precaution with my fighting breed from now on, especially around children.”

 “I will look into a break stick and how to use it.”

 “I’m so sorry for your loss.” (no BUT’S)

 

We have created these pages in an attempt to spare other families and friends of the pain and suffering we have had to endure by giving you HONEST information. Not DISHONEST information from the countless organizations and TV shows whom are OWNED, CONTROLLED, or FUNDED by dog breeders, owners, veterinarians or animal welfare groups that have a vested interest in keeping the status of pit bulls unregulated, but HONEST information from people that have nothing to gain from this position. – Jeff Borchardt

 

(Just a small sample of those honest and educational groups Borchardt offers to the public…)

Who is ready to test out Borchardt’s  offer? I will be honest, I will have to pass…. I have way to much fun proving their bullshit wrong.

How to Avoid “Victim Blaming”- According to BSL Advocates

Victim Blaming. According to BSL Advocates in the Dog hating, human hating community, victim blaming is a growing epidemic- like crack and is just as damaging. The question is- how do you know if you are victim blaming? Well, thanks to the endless amount of complaints by BSL advocates, we are here to help you waddle through the confusing and murky waters of understanding the BSL Advocates version of victim blaming.

Now, according to the real world-  the definition of Victim Blaming is pretty self explanatory.

” A social and psychological wherein the fault in a crime (rape, robbery, assault) is attributed to the victim.”

When it comes to our beloved BSL Advocates, it is a bit different and hopefully we can help you figure out how what BSL advocates mean when they cry victim blaming.

1. You are Victim Blaming if you Disagree with ANYTHING they Say.

mob.PNGDisagreeing is a big no-no in the BSL community and is usually met with name calling, threats, memes, social media stalking and being kicked out of all the uber super secret BSL I hate pit bulls and pit bull owner groups.  It doesn’t matter if what they told you makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. They tell you the sky is green, you better agree that it’s the best version of green you’ve ever seen. If they tell you that a French Bordeaux is a pit bull, by all that is holy, you better agree,  because if you disagree with them you are victim blaming.

2. You are absolutely Victim Blaming if you point out THEIR Contradictions and Hypocrisy.

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This is huge and incredibly difficult because BSL contradict themselves all the time. Here is a great example- “When a pit bull attacks it’s never the owners fault- but I hope you can sue the crap out of them.” or “Those nutters have all these fake profiles…….hold on why I log into my other fake profile to admin my hate page.” and of course “Those pit nutters are baby haters but we love children so much that we take pictures of children and make nasty meme’s and plaster them all over our hate pages…”

3. You are Victim Blaming if You Dare to Form Your Own Opinion and Think for Yourself.

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Just.. don’t.  Don’t read an article and attempt to form your own thought on it. Don’t consider any outside sources than the 3 that they tell you to read (Animal 24-7, Dogsbite.org & Daxton’s Friends). Don’t question the mobs behavior, don’t refuse to change your mind, don’t let common sense over-ride bullshit and made up statistics, just nod your head and go with the mindless shuffle. The minute that don’t toe the line, you will be considered victim blaming.

Basically, simplified- Drink the Kool-Aid and question nothing and you will never be called a dreaded victim blamer.

 

 

A Little Help Understanding Your Un- Friendly BSL Advocate

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It’s no secret that BSL advocates are such twisted complicated creatures of hate, murder, mayhem and hypocrisy. Yet, they live among us and as a society we need help understanding just what that really means.

 

It’s Not Me, It’s Totally You.

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Are you educated? College degrees? Have at least a semi functional working brain? Access to the internet? None of that matters according to BSL advocates.  If you are not following Dogsbite.org or Daxton’s Friends, you are brain washed and being duped by the GREAT BIG MEAN ‘OLE RICH PIT BULL LOBBY. Somehow, the Pit Bull Lobby has conspired with the FDA to slip mind controlling drugs in all of the food you buy to make you incapable of making decisions such as finding a family pet.

Observing, not Stalking.

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Look, if you decide to post ANYTHING on social media that disagrees with an BSL advocate, you have given them unwritten and unknown permission to stalk investigate you. Even if you haven’t said anything but just happen to have caught their eye unknowingly, you still give them permission to message you and send you long emails telling you why you should kill your dog. Just remember, you are not allowed to respond, disagree, report or do anything that slightly resembles a response, because that would be harassing and considered stalking.

It all Adds up Eventually, Right?

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They are 887% positive that it makes sense and for some reason, they just don’t understand why the majority can’t do the math.  It has to be all the mind altering drugs that the Pit Bull Lobby is contaminating the water supply with?

 

The Family that Hates, Kills and Stalks Together Stays Together

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Who needs biological family? Not BSL Advocates that’s who! Many times, family members of BSL advocates find themselves on the attacking educating end of the BSL advocacy and find themselves disagreeing with the unhealthy obsession of their BSL supporting family member and slowly distancing themselves from that person.

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Can Anything Be Done?

Of course! While you might never understand their craziness or their sheer stupidity, you can continue living your life just the way you want to!  Enjoy your family, play with your dog breed of choice, be a responsible dog owner and never be afraid to speak up. Be everything a BSL advocate can never be…. An awesome person.

Trump Will Save Them!

Ladies & Gentlemen, Donald Trump will fix it all and take down the “Pit Bull Lobby”!

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Boom! Gail is ready to rally the troops! Trump will take down ISIS, solve the immigration problem AND DESTROY pit bulls and enact a nationwide ban on the darn land sharks!


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Wait a minute… Isn’t BSL considered a special interest?

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Oh dear, so Trump won’t save them?

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Gail is ready to bet all of it on it!  She even saw him! Granted, Trump probably has bigger things to worry about but…. I’m not sure many in the BSL crowd are keen on the idea of hustling Trump into office…

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Well… I guess there ARE things worse than pit bulls in the land of the BSL Advocacy.

Who Doesn’t Hate a Fake Story?

Who doesn’t hate fake stories? Everyone, right? But who really hates being busted on sharing a fake story thinking it was real? BSL Advocates…. that’s who. Honestly, I laughed so hard when I watched this unfold and you probably will too….

So, this morning a Mr. Borchardt decided to tag me on a post that he posted. I would link it here for you, but sadly, he deleted it minutes later HOWEVER, I was quick to grab a screen shot of it…

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….. can you imagine what they had to type in google to find this fake story? He was SO EXCITED to tag me in this post…. so excited that it had to be shared on their hate group

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RIGHT? WTF is exactly the first thing that comes to mind when you see this and they are ready to start rambling on about their bestiality obsessions…

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Eh…. the only ones that has the sick bestiality fantasies come from the DBO side. How many times do I have to keep busting them for talking about it all the time and again that makes me ask.. WHO THE HELL GOOGLES THIS STUFF?!!?!?!

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Yep, He really hates they do these fake stories, especially when he tries to engage me in something only to have to delete it because he didn’t FACT check it to make sure it was a valid story in the first place.

 

Fake it to Make it….

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Who hasn’t heard the infamous BSL Advocate Jennifer Sue Scott (Dzikwoski) ramble on about the rampant faking of pit bull owners faking their land sharks into the prestigious roll of being a therapy dog?

I guess it’s different if you own ANOTHER non pit bull breed dog… because it’s 100% acceptable for her to fake her buddy into the role of a therapy dog…

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Of course…. Making good ‘ole Ruby into a “therapy dog” because she hates leaving her pooch behind.

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…. Making Ruby into a “therapy dog” because of some flying “anxiety”… Why not just take a Xanax?

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Oh squeee! Good ‘ole Jennifer Sue can’t wait to commit some fraud! It’s fine when BSL Advocates do though right?

WTF is Wrong with these People?

…. Honest to God, what f@ck is wrong with BSL Advocates? More to the point, WTF is wrong with Lorde/Cindy?

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I mean, Lorde (Cindy) needs some serious help and you would think some of her fellow BSL Advocates would perform some kind of intervention. The fact that she googled that and then actually watched it shows that there is something obviously very broken inside of her.

This behavior from her shouldn’t surprise me, it seems as if sits around and googles beastality stories on the internet…

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…. I don’t think it’s the majority of pit bull owners that obsess over this disgusting act. I’m pretty sure it’s the person sitting on their ass typing beastality videos in their google search bar.

I think it’s interesting how the public faces of the BSL Advocacy likes to try to turn a blind eye to behavior of their own members. They like to pretend that this behavior doesn’t exist, but we all know the reality. How much would you like to bet that not one single BSL Advocate will step up and call Lorde (Cindy) out on her disgusting behavior?

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Some people just need to be banned from Google… Obviously Lorde (Cindy) is a great example of irresponsible googling, maybe we should start a movement for Google Specific Legislation… Either that or turn the filter on her google search engine.