Why don’t you feel sorry?

“Why aren’t you sorry? Don’t you feel sorry? YOU BETTER FEEL SORRY OR WE WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!”- says Every BSL Advocate/Daxton’s Friends/Dogsbite.org member

I always feel sorry for the fear mongering morons over in the dismal land of the BSL Advocacy. I’m sorry that they willingly chose to live in such a sorry state of mind.

I mean, I get that they feel such a surge of manic excitement when they search out dog attacks or that they google pit bull owners over and over (even when they swear up and down they never ever care about what they have to say or do…) just to watch with rabid devout secret longing of the normality that their obsessions thrive in.  I feel sorry that they live in such a sorry pitiful state of suspended sorryness…

…. No, seriously…. I just kidding! #sorrynotsorry that the BSL Advocacy is addicted to me. Although, considering some of the addiction issues that certain BSL advocates face,  :::coughcoughdrugdealingspainkillersboozedrivingwhileinoxicatedonsuspendedlicenses::::: I can see why they can not help themselves.

I wish I could be sorry that they hate the fact that the truth is being shown, but… #sorrynotsorry. I mean, we all know the saying “they hate what they fear” and the fear is strong among them over in the land of BSL Advocacy.

I get it, they want me to shut up. They want me to stop exposing them. They want me to be sorry that I show…. their true message. They want me to stop sharing their words, literally- screen shots of their very own words.  They want to make me sorry that I dare to point out the painfully obvious….

But… #sorrynotsorry. I couldn’t make up 99.99999% of the stupid, hateful, violent, sorry stuff you write on a daily basis if I tried… But I have ZERO problem sharing your stupidity on a daily basis and since you claim you are the #silentmajority- why are you so worried about such a nobody blogger like myself?

Inside the Ignorant Mind

Really though- It’s a question that BSL Advocates ask themselves daily.  Deep down in their shriveled black hearts, in some weird perverse way- BSL advocates truly want what’s best for pit bull owners. However- what they think is best for us might not exactly be what we think is best for us… or what normal people think is best for anyone.

According to the recent Merritt Clifton report that he carefully pulled right out of his ass, AT LEAST 97% of all pit bull type/Mollosser breed owners are uneducated and had issues passing 3rd grade and the remaining 3% graduated from 8th grade but never enrolled in high school. Clifton came to this staggering statistic by having a really bad case of gas after eating some vegan chili.

 

 

Right?!!  It’s totally not like they are asking for much at all! All BSL Advocates want from us darn uneducated trashy man whoring pit bull owners is:

1.  To kill our dogs
2.  To allow them to mock, stalk and harass our families
3.  To agree to a class action lawsuit that will sue every pit bull owner, rescue, AFF, BFF, Shelter, State, County for millions so they never ever have to work!

They just want 3 simple things… sheesh.

96% of all pit bull type dogs will eventually try to eat their pit bull owners. It’s like an epidemic. 96% of the pit bull dog population will be running amuck just eating every person they run across. Hell, they won’t stop at people- they will eat pillows, shoes, socks, stuffed animals, plastic toys, grass, flowers, trees, mail…..

JUST KILL THEM ALL! When all else fails…. JUST KILL THEM ALL, DAMN IT! I mean, sometimes you just have to go with tough love, right?!

 

Just stab it! Go ahead and arm up and stalk through your apartment complex arguing with people at gun point- it’s totally rational to threaten pit bull owners with violence because you are doing it out of LOVE. Just never forget- BSL Advocates want to kill our dogs after they eat us and our families because deep down they love us and care for our safety.

Life is just all about lessons, right?