Inside the Ignorant Mind

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Really though- It’s a question that BSL Advocates ask themselves daily.  Deep down in their shriveled black hearts, in some weird perverse way- BSL advocates truly want what’s best for pit bull owners. However- what they think is best for us might not exactly be what we think is best for us… or what normal people think is best for anyone.

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According to the recent Merritt Clifton report that he carefully pulled right out of his ass, AT LEAST 97% of all pit bull type/Mollosser breed owners are uneducated and had issues passing 3rd grade and the remaining 3% graduated from 8th grade but never enrolled in high school. Clifton came to this staggering statistic by having a really bad case of gas after eating some vegan chili.

 

 

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Right?!!  It’s totally not like they are asking for much at all! All BSL Advocates want from us darn uneducated trashy man whoring pit bull owners is:

  1.  To kill our dogs
  2.  To allow them to mock, stalk and harass our families
  3.  To agree to a class action lawsuit that will sue every pit bull owner, rescue, AFF, BFF, Shelter, State, County for millions so they never ever have to work!

They just want 3 simple things… sheesh.

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96% of all pit bull type dogs will eventually try to eat their pit bull owners. It’s like an epidemic. 96% of the pit bull dog population will be running amuck just eating every person they run across. Hell, they won’t stop at people- they will eat pillows, shoes, socks, stuffed animals, plastic toys, grass, flowers, trees, mail…..

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JUST KILL THEM ALL! When all else fails…. JUST KILL THEM ALL, DAMN IT! I mean, sometimes you just have to go with tough love, right?!

 

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Just stab it! Go ahead and arm up and stalk through your apartment complex arguing with people at gun point- it’s totally rational to threaten pit bull owners with violence because you are doing it out of LOVE. Just never forget- BSL Advocates want to kill our dogs after they eat us and our families because deep down they love us and care for our safety.

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Life is just all about lessons, right?

4 thoughts on “Inside the Ignorant Mind

  1. Dear Merritt Clifton: thank you so much for pointing out my delusions. I truly believed I was an educated professional. I will resign my management job immediately. How could I have gone through my life actually believing I was an intelligent, strong, responsible, educated woman? Thank you sincerely for setting me straight.

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  2. I have hanging in my office a couple of hard earned diplomas. Next to those I have pictures of my husband and family. I was shocked to find out I am an uneducated vengeful lesbian. Thank God for Merritt Clifton!

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  3. Wow, Clifton really takes the cake here.

    BTW, I’m getting a grad degree at an ivy league university. And the Majority Project continues to prove that we are a mix of the general population. We fit no stereotypes. But I love it when they try, because they’re easily proven wrong.

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